Finally, a little light!

I would just like to point out that the intelligent, sexy, fabulous blogs of The Girl with a One-Track Mind and Mon Mouth frequently make my day.

Make my day a lot sexier, to be specific.

I am grateful for their existence. Anyone else looking in here? Go check them out.




I have another habit (aside from blog-reading) that makes my day take on a pleasant, naughty glow. It probably comes out of reading too much erotic fan-fiction, to be frank (or else my fixation on said fiction is a symptom of this predilection--chicken and the egg much?), but in any case...

I take a lot of joy from perverting the everyday scenes around me. The smut goggles are always on, so to speak. People I see/hear/meet frequently wind up engaged in strange trysts, with one another (or with me, or with My Man, or with some combination thereof) in the privacy of my own little mind. Haunting the hubby's work functions feeds me material for the erotica I write, and certainly keeps me interested in the topic at hand, whatever it is. (People are always so flattered or baffled that someone from outside could take such an interest, even in the bureaucracy. If they only knew, eh? I wonder if some of them do?)

Even my own job provides me with these opportunities. I'm a secretary, for god's sake--a masochistic secretary who gets off on being told what to do, on following very simple, direct instructions.

Imagine the opportunities, won't you?

Every little "Input this into _____, thanks" or "Please copy this and send it back" that winds up in my inbox can get me squirming, on the right day, hot and eager to comply. It wouldn't work, I suppose, if my if I didn't find some of my coworkers very sexy (unless they were completely anonymous, I suppose), or probably even if there was any remote possibility anything would happen (which, I assure you, there is Not), but while it's a delightful impossibility, I remain delighted.

And it sure makes menial tasks a lot more fun. Continue reading...

Can I really profess anonymously? Maybe I'm just bitching, then.

I am feeling deeply depressed.

I'm getting sick of hearing from each of two girlfriends about how the other is an unreasonable source of "drama." They're BOTH unreasonable sources of drama, goddamnit, and it makes me batshit. I, however, don't turn it into terrible feuds and then come bitching to me about the feud. What do they expect me to say? They try to bait me, by telling me what the other is doing. They try to get sympathy and information, and while I do try to be generically sympathetic, I'm not going to comdemn either of them to the other. Fuck it. If A wouldn't want me to condemn her for B, why should I condemn B to her?

Batshit. Batshit, batshit, batshit.

I feel like my day's been spoiled. I've been looming in a general depression for a while, now, and I was on an upsweep, but it feels so very unstable. An enormous phone conversation that felt like tense negotiation later, and I'm ready to lie down on the floor and not get up for a while.

I'm trying to avoid that course of action.

It's sunny out. It's breezy. It's the first time it's been reasonable enough to go outside at noon, but there are machines going through, everywhere I look, and I can't hardly go lie down in their path.

I want them to go. I don't want to hear from these chicks, no matter how much I may love them. I want my lover home, I want to lie down in the sunshine, I want to eat strawberries and play some music and enjoy myself. I'd love to have the energy to get a little work done, but motivation lacks. I'd even like to do a little laundry. Something.

Maybe I can manage to start laundry. It's a good start. It's useful. I'll feel more productive. I couldn't even finish my yoga, this morning, and that was before the phone rang. Now everything looks bigger and messier and less approachable than it did before. Than it is, I'm sure.

GAAAAAAH.

Huff.

Okay, okay.

Stop that tape, it's done. Start another one. Start the laundry. Put on some music. Maybe finish mixing that CD I've been meaning to get together. Do a little work with the music on. Chill the fuck out. Without, you know, clonking the fuck out.

Maybe it'll work, right? Continue reading...

Vision, circa Saturday.

When we were driving through the long, endless tunnel, with its fine lights and its solid, smooth tiled ceilings and walls, I told him I loved him and braced my hand on his thigh as it all collapsed. Just like the bypass collapsed, the other day, only without reason.

He's a good driver, but you can only dodge just so far, so deep in a tunnel, surrounded by so many other vehicles. And it's a safe car, but broken metal supports and heavy stone can only be thwarted so well. Sometimes people still get crushed and impaled, and they bleed, and they try to get one more weak kiss in, before the paramedics try to pry them free, just in case one or both of them don't make it through the day, or the long night. I couldn't live very well with that missed opportunity, even if mashing my organs against the jagged edges to get to him might diminish my eventual chance at survival, anyway.




There was gentle daylight on the other side of the tunnel, and it was over. We were utterly unscathed, I relaxed my grip on his leg, and sighed, and smiled, and closed my eyes. It's a strong tunnel. It's a safe car. He's a good driver.

But when we drive through tunnels, you know, I still hold my breath (and occasionally put my palms on the ceiling of the car), like we did when we were children. It used to be simple ritual, but as with most rituals, I have come up with reasons why one might do it. If the tunnel collapsed, for instance, and crushed down the roof of the car, you might only crush your wrists and arms, rather than your skull. If everything collapsed around you, you'd already have the space to breathe, being at capacity, when you were confined.

And this is how I think about things, day to day.

I swear, I'm generally a very cheerful person. But perhaps you can understand why I might not want to share this sort of thing with the people I see day to day. With, of course, the exception of him what I love. He, who manages to get us safely through the traffic, every time, who never gets merged into fatally by trucks, who never gets blown into the median and over the edge, who never gets thrown into spins by the careless drivers apparently attempting to do it.

Him what never, to date, has actually been flattened and left for dead on the road, during his long walk back home to me, in the afternoon.

Him what manages to hold and kiss and not judge me for my fears, what is patient with me.

Him what I love. Continue reading...

Hey, Mr. Tambourine man. . .

I allowed the doctor to give me a prescription for vicodin, despite near certainty that I will not need it for the issue at hand.

See: When I was 15, I was given vicodin for a legitimate medical purpose, and failed to eat before taking it. As the experience was very like what I would later experience as lightly toasted, inclusive of slight trails in my vision, and a very calm, pleasant mood, I kind of like the idea of having some around. I generally don't get the opportunity to smoke or eat grass. I really don't often go after intoxicants, in general, but sometimes. . .

And I probably won't use it. Certainly not when I have anything to do. But it was inexpensive (I love having insurance, for once), it could be useful for legitimate pain in future, I might actually need it for the issue at hand, the med. professionals were encouraging, etc.

And it's nice to have. It's an option. Continue reading...

Introductory disclaimer.

I feel the need to rework this thing to broader ends. So, I've purged and am beginning again. Since I feel equal need to actually describe events and my sense of things, and describe scenarios confined to my own psyche, I figure there ought to be a warning system.

So. Entries will generally be loosely tagged as:

1) Candid or Surreal;
2) Confessed or Professed;and
3) Sex, Candy, Politics, and/or Fear

That is, as to whether they happened or didn't happen, whether they are admitted to with some degree of shame or shouted from this isolated little mountain, and whether they have to do with something sexual/fantasy based, drug-related, political/religious/philosophical, and/or my own paranoid feelings about the world and what might happen in it.

With that artful prose, smash, I suppose we can start. Continue reading...